OldForest skin

August 31st, 2007 by Ascelyn

When I was hunting for skins, I wasn’t finding too many that would fit the job for this particular journal, blog, site, or whatever you want to call it.  There are plenty of girly-girl skins, plenty of businessy skins, plenty of angsty-teen skins.  I needed one, however, that would fit my personality, be professional enough to link off of Ascelyn’s Treasures, and well, not be scary.  A few years ago, I would’ve probably chosen something black with lots of red and dragons or skulls.  I’ve calmed down a bit since then, and apparently people in this little hick town were horribly offended by my being so “goth.”  I wasn’t goth.  I never have been, and I never will be.  If you’re too shallow to look beyond the fact that I liked–and still do like–the color black, then you should really be spending your time cultivating some thought processes not based off stereotypes rather than pestering me.

But since I live in Cumberland again now, and since my inlaws and the church don’t like it and prefer to talk behind my back and make trouble rather than asking me questions about it, I’ve mellowed out a bit.  Whether that mellowing is spirit-deep or simply a pretty little facade to keep people off my back is another matter, but apparently the soul of a person is less important than the fact they they prefer black and dark blues and reds and greens to pink and purple fluffiness.

I really miss Pittsburgh and CMU sometimes.

That’s completely tangential, though.  The point is, I needed a theme that would make me happy and keep the world happy at the same time.  I tried paradise-10, which I still can’t get to run properly, and moved on to OldForest.  I like how it looks.  The more I play with it, though, the more things I find that I want to change, if only I could figure out how stupid style sheets work.

For example, I would like to have a calendar or a list of recent posts or something on the sidebar.  I’d also seriously like links at the bottom of the main page as well as the individual post pages that lead to the previous and next posts.  There are other little things, but those are the two main ones.  It looks great.  Now I just need to get it to function the way I want it to.  I even have the commands I need to make it do these great and wonderful things, but can’t just look at the style.css file and tell where I’m supposed to put them.  Really, I’m not even sure if I’m supposed to put them in that file or somewhere else.  It’s absurd.

Anybody want to teach me to use CSS?

A semi-productive Thursday

August 31st, 2007 by Ascelyn

Well. This has been interesting. Church last night was productive, at least. We have the go-ahead to use a currently junk-filled and useless shed as a clubhouse for the kids group. I listened to fears and aspirations of the kids about starting out a new school year. Trae is officially going to be staying with us for six months to a year as an aide instead of moving up to youth right away. He’s a great kid, a great help, and a great role model for the younger ones. Barb wants to take over Sunday mornings again, so we’re going to have to sit down and have a discussion with her sometime soon. So much going on! Too bad, in a way, that it all revolves around the kids. No one else in the church is doing anything at all.

 

* Clubhouse

We had recommended to Lem, the youth/teens guy at our church, quite some time ago that he fix up the shed out back and make it into a youth area. Since it’s not by any means a large church (by number of people or by square footage), the youth are crammed into a small side room while the kids take the fellowship hall and the adults occupy the sanctuary. There’s no real way around this—we have more kids than youth by far, and the kids need room to run around and play games while the youth sit at a table. At the point we’d come up with the shed idea, there were maybe ten teens coming to youth group on Thursday nights. There are now, on a very good week, three or four. They are no longer squished in their little closet room.

In the end, he never ended up using it. It was one of those, “Well…it’s a good idea…someday….” sort of things. We now officially have permission to renovate it as a clubhouse for the kids. I’m psyched. Really, I don’t think the pastor quite understands, much as I try to impress it upon him, that I’m actually going to do this, and I’m going to do it soon.

It’s not a small shed, though it’s not huge, either. It has windows and electricity. The church is in town and so has little property, which means the shed is right smack next to the back door of the church—which leads into the fellowship hall. I want to rip the ugly workbench out, clean it all up, and install a loft to be used for storage. We can put in carpet, maybe an old couch, some lightweight folding tables, lights, a minifridge and microwave, and a window A/C unit. New coat of paint, a big sign over the door, and we’re set. The one or two kids I used to bounce the ideas off of loved it. It’s going to be great.

Now, there’s no way it will be our permanent and only home. We’ll still be in the fellowship hall when it’s too rainy to play bigger games outside, or during the winter (unless it’s a very warm, dry winter—I don’t trust the kids around space heaters). But even just it being there will help unify the kids. It’s a point of solidarity. We’ll be working on it on non-Thursdays, perhaps Sunday afternoons after church, and I want any interested kids to come help. It’s their clubhouse, and they’re going to do a lot of the work to make it their own. I think it will also be a draw to bring other kids in. Right now, they don’t even have a room of their own at the church. Not many churches can say their kids have their own building/clubhouse, though.

Yes, I’m scheming again. Besides, maybe when we get just a wee bit bigger and split off into younger/older groups again, it will be extra good to have somewhere to take the older ones besides the tiny closet room (half the size of the youth room—they knocked the wall out between two to get his).

 

* Sarah’s Violin

Problem. Sarah, one of the girls in our group that’s been around forever and will be there as long as she can find a ride, plays violin. She loves playing and really doesn’t want to give it up, especially now that we’re thinking of getting the musical kids together for an informal “let’s learn some easy songs and all play them together!” sessions. The issue is that she just started middle school on Monday, and she’s already inundated with homework. I can perfectly understand this. Sarah struggles with school, and Washington Middle was known even in my time for loading students up with busy work. I was at the top of my class, and I couldn’t always complete all of my work. Unfortunately, the frightening Ms. Aaron, bane of all local orchestral students’ existence (and I’m completely not kidding or exaggerating), still leads the WMS orchestra.

After dealing with Ms. Aaron’s lies and demands all week, another thing I’m far too familiar with doing (she’s the single reason I don’t play violin anymore, after all), Sarah’s probably not going to get to play violin with the school. Unfortunately, she’s from a very low-income family, and the school lends her a violin as long as she’s playing with them “until she can buy her own,” which isn’t going to happen. She wants to keep playing, but can’t afford to rent one herself. She’s a tiny girl, so buying is really rather pointless until she progresses up to a full size instrument years from now.

I told her I’d see what I can do. No promises, but let me talk to some people. After all, I know exactly what’s she’s going through, since I was there myself a whopping ten years ago. Sixth grade is pretty rough.

So I’m calling around to the various instrument-renting places in the area, and at first it looks good. At Ott’s, it’s $27.35 for the first three months. Not bad! I can handle $10 a month to keep Sarah playing. Then comes the kicker: it’s $27.35 per month after that. Ouch. I’m going to call a few other places when they open in about fifteen minutes, but if it’s a similar price, I don’t know what to do. Just for the heck of it, I checked E-bay. Here’s where the confusing comes in.

Why are multiple people on E-bay selling violins for less than it costs to rent them for a month? Yes, I know they’re going to be very cheaply made. From the reviews, though, they’re apparently not too horrible for a beginner. And no offense to Sarah, but she’s not all that good yet anyway. That’s why she’s learning! If I can get a half-size violin for around $50, though, including shipping, then why not? She’s just going to outgrow it anyway….

Web page construction updates

August 30th, 2007 by Ascelyn

Well, I’ve accomplished relatively little today. Benjie and Seth are on a business trip, so I can’t get the last bits of information I need from them to finish the 4-axis mill presentation. My allergies are driving me crazy again, and I’m out of tissues. I feel like I’m sitting in a fog. My brain just won’t work like it should.

Oh, and Jason? I told you not to seek this out. Meanie.

There is good news and bad news regarding the web page. The good is that I’ve got most of it up and going so that I don’t need to use the browser-based vDeck, which my firewall here blocks. I can do everything through FTP and my journal itself once I’m logged in. I can’t yet work on the photo gallery, since I think I’ll need to get back into vDeck to set my username and password for it.

The bad news is that my knowledge of building web pages, while very good five years ago, is now hopelessly outdated. While putting up a simple holder page on ascelyn.com earlier, I learned that the FONT tag is now antiquated. How can you say not to use FONT?!? So now it’s all to be done in CSS? I don’t know a thing about CSS! I was coding professional-looking (for the time) web pages for local business before I hit high school, and now I can’t even do a space holder page properly. Grrr.

The other bad news is that this journal has constant trouble loading, presumably server-side. The main page and the (currently empty) gallery load quickly and completely, and at times so does the blog. Half the time, though, it either times out or I get error notices from WordPress. Well, since it works sometimes (though slowly), I don’t think it’s my parameters, which rules out two of the three possible issues. I sent a help request to my host last night and answered their request for more information this morning, but have yet to hear back with a solution. I like the way I’m getting things set up, and the hosting/domain package here is really good, but I don’t like that this portion of the site is down so much. Hopefully things will get straightened out shortly.

I have a few options for my web design. The best would be for me to update what I already know and do it all myself. This could take quite some time, with how super-incredibly outdated I am. I have no doubt that I could do it, but it takes time, and there are currently other things I’d rather be doing—fixing up the house and making my toys among them. Option #2 is to let Jason help me. He’s already offered. I’d almost rather him never seen my site, though, simply because I think I’d feel silly. Option #3 is to have someone else do it, but that costs money. Just like I have better things to do with my time, I also have better things to do with my money. Oh, and Option #4—find a free template and change things around as I see fit. This would be fine if I could find an appropriate template, but I doubt that’s going to happen.

So in the end, I’m still lost. Maybe I’ll have J help me when I find time. After Coronation. Probably after Siege of Glengary. Sometime in between him working on the basement and me working on the spare room. While working on forming a new canton. Right….

Why I get angry in church

August 30th, 2007 by Ascelyn

Let me start about by saying that I am a Christian.  I also get frustrated and angry in church, and attempt to keep from saying very upsetting things by either drawing violent pictures on the back of the bulletin or outright leaving and claiming I needed to work on something in my office downstairs.  I was even kicked out of a church once.  Well, I was told in no uncertain terms that I was no longer wanted for more than babysitting duty.  That, though, is plenty good enough for me.

I read my Bible.  I try to not only avoid doing wrong, but to leave the world better than it was when I entered into this life.  I try to help people and to do what I can to make them happy.  I work with a group of kids that, with a very few exceptions, nobody else on this planet wants to be bothered with even acknowledging.  I love to learn, and I want to know more about God.  I want to be where I can belong.
So it would make sense, right, that I should love going to church?  Sermons and “fellowships” abound!  But I don’t.  I’m not even specifically talking about the church I currently attend.  That’s an entirely different, sort of extended rant, which I’m sure will follow at some future point.

My problem is that church isn’t about God anymore.  It isn’t about doing what the Bible commands.  It’s a huge social club where the main focus is gossip, power, and beating out all the other social clubs (a.k.a. competing churches).  Honor has no place in the modern church.  Integrity is just something to get in the way on your journey to the top.  “Goodwill toward men” is outdated…unless it can get you something.  It’s all just kissing babies.

And I’ve never been very good at the socializing, sweet-talking part of life.  That might explain why I didn’t have very many friends growing up.  I mean, hey, I don’t have very many friends now, either.  But at least the ones I do have are worth having at all.

Gossip is specifically addressed in the Bible as being wrong.  So is laziness.  So why, when asked to come join the women’s group at my church, was I assured that “we don’t really do anything, mostly just sit around and gossip, so it won’t take too much of your free time outside of meetings.”  Looks like that’s out, then.

Call me old-fashioned, but I want to get out and actually do something.  I want to make a difference.  Why can’t we dream beyond the next potluck dinner?  Why can’t we change things?

If we aren’t willing to first change ourselves, we’ll never manage to change the world.  Not in time.  And hey, maybe it’s fatalistic, but we already know we won’t be able to in the end.  God’s got to do it for us.  It’s depressing to think about, but there’s so much evil built up that it has to be destroyed eventually.  The Bible says that “[Jesus] is the way, the truth, and the life.  No one comes to the Father except through [Him].”  I hope beyond hope that somehow those who follow Jesus’ ways without following the church will be accepted.  I don’t know.  I do worry about so many of my friends, though.

Is it wrong that, as a Christian, I can tolerate very few “church people” for long?  That many of the friends I find are nihilistic, suicidal drug-users?  Maybe it comes with having a similar world-view to mine.  I mean, I have those same death wishes in my past, and nihilism looks very shiny much of the time.  I have a lot of trouble looking out into this world and seeing anything in which to find joy.  Maybe that’s why I like the SCA so much.  In the Society, I can find people who share at least some of my ideals.  It’s the first group of people, as opposed to scattered individuals, that I’ve ever found that still believes in honor.  It’s rather disheartening that those beliefs don’t appear to be held by the church any longer.

Why are we reduced to petty arguments?  Why is it said that we are to be the body of Christ in this world, but at the same time only a few fingers and toes are still viable?  Why is it assumed that a few people will take up the call to service while the rest sit back and vegetate in their pews once a week?  We’re like a glutton who can’t even get out of his own bed, whose only activity is to make demands and to bring his hamburger-filled hand to his mouth.  Maybe he’ll change the channel once in a while.  What happened to washing the world’s feet?  When did the goal become power for power’s sake?  When did we stop being a family and degenerate into a flock of squabbling children?  Why don’t we want to grow up?

I’ve seen so many people get burned by church people.  I hesitate to call these people Christians.  I don’t know their hearts, but they certainly aren’t acting like Christ.  There’s something wrong when I’ve had multiple people tell me that my flawed little self makes them wish they could believe in the God and Savior I follow, but that other professed followers have hurt them too many times.  I don’t say that to be arrogant or to build myself up, only to demonstrate the pathetic situation into which we’ve fallen.  I should be the worst Christian anyone’s ever seen.  There are too many flaws within me that I still haven’t conquered.

So in the end, maybe I’ll never understand.  No one’s going to read this, and nobody would act upon my plea even if they did.  But who else will take up the cry?  The cold indifference of the church to the suffering and longing of the world disgusts me.  The lack of honor horrifies me.  What happened to chivalry, to helping those in need?  Church, we need you!  I need you!  I want old, stronger believers to teach me and guide me.

I haven’t given up yet.  There is still hope in the next generation.  There is a great strength in my own generation, if only we hadn’t been burned too badly by the old ones to care.  And so we keep on struggling, but we’ll do it outside your churches unless there’s no other choice.  Be careful when you let us in—most of us will slowly undermine your ignorance while you sleep.  We’ll preach integrity until you pitch us back out on the streets.  At least we won’t have to worry about your following us there.  For you, the doors only open inward.  People are welcome to stumble in, but you can’t be bothered to take a step out into the chaos yourself.  Too bad.  That’s where you’re actually needed.  Service is dirty work.

I hit the target!

August 28th, 2007 by Ascelyn

Apologies for my rant yesterday.  Well, not too many apologies; it needed to be said.  But I do apologize nonetheless.

By the time the workday was over, I was mostly hanging in there and begging Jason to come pick me up and take me home.  I’m sure he could’ve stayed longer and gotten more done, but he stayed late most of last week, came in all day on his day off, and is staying late again tonight.  Since we rode together yesterday, he was my only way to get home and lay down, so his job can just stop harassing him and let him leave on time, dang it.

That’s a great mess of verb tenses, isn’t it?  But you get my point.

Things improved as the evening went by and I got to lie down for a while.  The wool roving I’d ordered for the felt balls arrived, and is absolutely gorgeous.  The dyed bundles are so rich, and it’s all so soft and warm.  One little roll of it was a beautiful dark blue with other colors throughout.  It was the only non-solid color and came in its own separate little bag, so I’m not sure if perhaps it was a sample or if it’s just different.  Either way, I’m going to see if someone can spin it for me.  It’s too pretty to waste on toy balls, and I don’t know if there’s enough to felt a pouch or something out of it.

After dinner (more pizza…I’m so sick of pizza…but at least it was homemade and not leftover from the party), I took my bow outside to try my new arrows.  Aside from the half dozen that came with the bow (wooden, feather fletchings), I now have three carbon shaft arrows with solid foam flights.  Not SCA-legal, but I haven’t been able to find wooden arrows locally.  The good thing is that I’m small enough (and weak enough—boo!) to be able to use youth equipment, when tends to be less expensive.  The bad thing is that I’m small enough to need to use youth equipment, which is harder to find with any quality.  Wal-Mart had a small stash of youth arrows, but they were bright and hideous colors and made of plastic.  Bass’n Box had those, as well, but also had the arrows I bought—black shafts with white and yellow flights.  I wouldn’t be able to use them in competition, but they’re easy to find and won’t break as easily in practice.  I’ve already destroyed the feathers on about half of my original (wooden) arrows, which were rather cheaply made.

So, I dumped my paper-box target on one side of the yard, strung up my bow, and tied a couple folded-up bandanas to my forearm to avoid the nasty mess of a bruise I received on the range at Pennsic.  I took aim…loosed the arrow…missed the box miserably…and then Jason, dear husband of mine, told me to try putting the arrow on the left side of the bow.  At first, that was nothing more than frustrating; the arrow kept sliding off my knuckles like it didn’t do when I let it sit on my extended thumb.  After tilting the entire bow to the right somewhat, though, the impossible happened:  I hit the target!

No, let me say that again:  I HIT THE TARGET!!!

This might seem silly to you.  After all, I was only perhaps twenty to thirty feet from my little box.  On the other hand, I’ve never actually hit anything I’ve aimed at before this.  Never once.  And for the remainder of my practice time, I did it over and over again!

There are a few pertinent observations on the Pain and Injuries side of this.  First of all, after shooting dozens of times, the string only slapped my arm a few times.  On the other hand, the arrow itself sliced the side of my index finger knuckle several times.  Gwylym had tried to warn me about this at Pennsic, and had apparently had the scars at one point to prove it, but I hadn’t understood what he was talking about since I’d only ever rested my arrows on my thumb, to the right of the bow.  They never came near the rest of my hand.

And I hit the target!

Now…why couldn’t I just have done this at Pennsic and helped Atlantia (and the Middle, but we all know who really won the war) just a wee bit more in the populace shoot?  Why couldn’t I have saved myself the pain and embarrassment of a bruise that covered my entire forearm and more?  Why?  Because I’m stubborn and confused, of course, but that’s beside the point.

Now, since I’m well on my way to being a capable archer (because I hit the target, don’t you know), I need a new and expanded goal.  It’s not like I have enough to keep me busy already, right?  So now I need to work on making armor for myself and getting authorized as a combat archer.  Besides, the English never really focused on accuracy—just blacking out the sun with sheer numbers…no?  First, though, I need a passable set of armor.  I think that, with help, I can put together a set that’s not forbiddingly expensive, but I doubt it will be pretty.  The one thing I really want to do, just because I like it, is perhaps make a breastplate like this.  I don’t know if it’s proper for 14th century England, but it looks nice, and it would appear to be flexible enough to move about in freely.  Also, I might be able to get leather scraps bit enough for most of it fairly cheaply.  I’m not overly worried about having super-heavy-duty armor because frankly, I don’t plan on getting hit.  If they get close enough to hit me, I’m useless anyway.

My other reason to get authorized?  To man a siege weapon, you need to be authorized in either heavy or combat archery.  I don’t plan on fighting much outside of War or other big events, which is precisely where a siege engine would be the most use.  I have too much fun wandering about and babysitting Aaron to want to spend all my time hot and sweaty and injuring myself.  Plus, anywhere that archery and siege isn’t allowed, I couldn’t fight anyway.  Running around at all, much less in heavy armor while hitting people, is not what my body needs right now.

Besides, I think it’d be pretty shiny to be able to build and help run a siege engine.  I’m working on planning and playing with a trebuchet right now, since it seems like the easiest.  I hope to have a ballista later, too.  I blame my campmates at Pennsic for getting me excited about it.

One of my concerns about getting into armor for the time being was pregnancy.  I would refuse to do anything while pregnant, of course, but I could potentially work on making the armor itself.  The problem would be fitting it so that it would still work after I’d given birth.  And even then, since I plan to breastfeed, it seems like it’d hurt way, way to much to get hit in certain places for some time afterward.  And then there’s the shape changes again….  Too much information?  Well, this is my journal, and I can write whatever I bloody well please.  If you don’t like it, then stop reading.

After being tempted yesterday to take another test (luckily, I didn’t have one in the house after wasting two earlier this month), I finally officially found out that I’m not pregnant.  At least that perhaps explains the headaches and general ickiness yesterday, but I’ve been sick and crampy and miserable for at least a month now.  No one warns you about the bad side effects of coming off The Pill.  Everything online talks about the horrible effects of taking it, and how you can get pregnant immediately as soon as you stop, and the only reason to wait is to help in formulating an accurate due date.  Right!  Forty-four days, fifty-one since I took my last pill, half of them spent feeling like I was going to be getting my period any second.  But hey, that’s supposed to be a pregnancy symptom, right?  As is not getting it at all?  Or, it could just be your system trying to readjust to having two and half years of daily fake hormones suddenly disappear.

There are good things to it.  When I first came off them, I felt better than ever.  I was happy, healthy, and generally doing well.  Of course, my skin immediately broke out (I certainly hadn’t missed that for the last few years), and my hair went back to being oily and frizzy by turns.  If that’s the price I had to pay for a child of my own, though, I wasn’t about to complain.  The constant waiting and worrying, am I pregnant or going to get my period or just sick…that’s no fun.  If I’m going to be crampy, headachy, and nauseated, though, I want either a baby or another chance to have one.  I don’t like pointless misery.  Time to get on with things.

Enough of that, though.  Sometimes I still wish I could just be male and be done with all this.  That might cause some slight problems with my marriage, though, so onward.

More later.  I keep getting distracted, and I should really do some actual work.

Why am I here?

August 27th, 2007 by Ascelyn

So much to write, but I don’t really know what to write.  So:  random now, and coherent later.  I promise that what follows will be distracted and disorienting and probably make little to no sense, but my fingers are itchy to start writing again, so that’s what I’m going to do.  Hmmph.

I’m going to Coronation on Saturday, and as mentioned before, need to have four dolls ready.  This shouldn’t be an issue at all, provided I have time to clear off the table, throw the sewing machine on it, and stitch together a few simple pieces of cloth.  Really, this shouldn’t be so difficult.  However, between my love/hate saga with the church (future entry Number One), the drama with the band, being perpetually headachy again, Jason’s grandfather’s birthday party in Baltimore, my grandfather dying, etc., etc., etc.

I had this great plan when I was still young and innocent.  You know, all of three or four years ago.  I was going to go to a great school in a city I loved, get a degrees in fields I loved (double major in microbiology and physics, yo),  and enter the Navy as a lieutenant working with nuclear propulsion.  When I left, I’d have a good bit of money saved up and a pretty impressive resume.  I could then travel as much as I wanted before settling down, probably around Pittsburgh or in California.  I wanted a job in cancer research, the Human Genome Project, or the Mars Terraforming Project with NASA.  I would get a small house, preferably stone, outside of town, where I couldn’t see my closest neighbors but could drive easily into town to pick up bread and milk.  I would spend much time in my lab wearing a nice white lab jacket.  Friends were in this picture.  Family was not, much less marriage.  Maybe if I was in the right position, I’d adopt, since just me and no father is better than no parents at all, right?

Well, I got started.  I went to Carnegie Mellon, snagged my double major in bio and physics, and had a full scholarship with NROTC (Naval Reserve Officer Training Corps).  I feel bad saying that things went downhill from there, but they did.

I found friends.  For the first time since I was very, very small (no short jokes, please), I fit in.  I belonged at CMU, and I loved Pittsburgh.  It was everything I’d ever dreamed and more, and since I’d spent the better part of my childhood dreaming about it, that’s no small thing.  Somehow in the process, I also fell in love.  Yes, insert sappy music here, just to annoy me further—I dare you.  I also started getting sicker and sicker, and I injured my legs worse than I ever had before.  I could barely walk a fair portion of the time, and I wasn’t able to do much even when my legs were behaving because of the migraines and stomach cramps.  I spent my first day in Pittsburgh in the emergency room, and things didn’t get better from there.  After far too many tests and exams for my insurance company’s happiness, the doctors told me to lay off any and all stress, especially physical stress.  I was banned from running—not that I’d ever enjoyed it anyway, but the Navy mandated long runs, and running had helped me get in great shape and lose a good bit of weight.  If I couldn’t run, the Navy didn’t want me anymore.  Some of my officers wished me well and said they understood.  Gunny Rodriguez was very helpful—he’d seen firsthand how hard I’d tried.  Others were spiteful and told me I’d wasted their time and the government’s money.  They told me I should never have applied for the spot if I were going to quit, because there were others who actually wanted it, and obviously I didn’t.  They told me I was a disgrace.

My father agreed.  Because my brother had seen how I’d finally earned my father’s pride, and then how I’d “given up,” he agreed as well.  My mother was happy I wouldn’t be in the military after all.

Scorn I can tolerate.  But they took my scholarship away, and good schools are expensive.  I would’ve stayed and dealt with the student loans the rest of my life, but there was that whole love thing, about three paragraphs up.

I transferred to Frostburg State, moved back to Cumberland, and married Jason just over two years ago.  Sometimes I think I was blinded.  Please don’t misunderstand:  I love him, and I wouldn’t leave him for the world.  I would never undo what I did.  But it’s hard sometimes, when I set out searching for friendship and a place where I could belong, and here I am again.  Friendless, in a land where I may as well not be human—in Cumberland.

I despise Cumberland.  What is there for me here?  I got my BS in biology, by the way—dropped the physics because I couldn’t stand the physics department.  It only took me two years, and I worked while I studied.  But what good is it, really?  I’m working as an engineering technician, which currently translates into “glorified secretary and errand-runner.”  When it finally arrives, I’ll be running a chemical vapor deposition reactor, the first of its kind in the world.  Pretty cool, huh?  Not when you want to be working with cells.  It’s interesting, but the type of interesting that you want to read a ten-page article about, not write the bloody textbook.

I should be grateful, I know.  I have two good doctors trying to figure out what’s wrong with me, though they’re not really succeeding.  So long as I stay off my feet, I can keep the pain to a minimum.  It’s there, but it’s far worse when I do silly things like try to play soccer again.  I still limp, but people are finally learning not to ask questions.  And Dr. Shakil found a medicine that helps stop my migraines.  It’s the first time since I was in kindergarten that I didn’t have to worry that every little headache would turn into a week’s worth of misery.  On the other hand, though, I’m nearly sedentary for fear of hurting myself again, especially after severely injuring my back a year ago.  Since I can’t work out like I used to, I’ve lost all my muscle tone and now weigh more than I ever have in my life.  It sucks.  I’m working on it.  It’s scary, though, when for all you know you’re irreversibly damaging yourself further with every step.

So I’m grateful, right?  My health could be far, far worse.  It sucks to be twenty-one and feel like you’re eighty, but I don’t have any one of a million worse things going on with my body.  And I have a nice house, and what would be considered a good job in this area (which is to say, I bother going to work every day, and don’t just sit around and beg for handouts).  I have what passes for an education, even if I think they should give me a refund for the waste of my time.  And I do have friends, I guess—but they live too far away to see often.  And I have Jason.

When my last few years of journaling ended, I was just about to leave for CMU.  Things were great.  I had friends, a future, and even love, which I’d never thought I’d have.  After all, who could ever love someone like me?  Even my own father can’t do that.  Friends were just people who tolerated you better and longer than others, for which I was very grateful.  But love?

Sometimes I don’t see how he puts up with me.  Sometimes I’m afraid he doesn’t, and he regrets the decisions he made.  I know he doesn’t, but I’m afraid he does.  I’ve always been too wary, too quick to overanalyze every little thing.  I question things too much.  It might make a good scientist, if I can even wish that future on myself anymore, but it makes a bad wife.  And I am a bad wife.  I don’t keep the house as clean as I should, and I don’t cook for him and his friends as often as I used to do.  I rarely even pack his lunch anymore.  I leave him for weeks at a time—travel for work can’t be helped, but I certainly didn’t have to go to Honduras or to Pennsic.  I miss his gigs to go to SCA events instead.  I get frustrated and rant about things to him instead of just smiling sweetly and pretending I love my life.  I mean, really, I’m very bad at this wife thing.

I am, on the other hand, a very good geek, a daydreamer, a poet, a photographer, a once and future musician.  I’m loyal to the death to those about whom I care.  I live to serve, to help others.  I’m great with kids.  I can intuitively understand things that others may never comprehend.  People used to say I was brilliant.  I may not be anymore, but I’m certainly not stupid.

It’s just the dreaming that gets me in trouble.  I may have had to abandon the dreams I held most of my life, but I formed others quickly enough.  I dreamed of skipping straight to the “job I love” phase and being part of a team that made a difference in the world, even a small difference.  I wanted to learn new things.  I’ve always been mind-hungry, and I don’t think I can just wish that away.  It might be arrogant, but I know I’m being wasted here.  My talent, my intellect, whatever you want to call it.  I can do so much better, but every day I waste in this job is another day I’m falling behind.

I want to move downstate toward Frederick.  There are opportunities there, and if there ever are in Cumberland again, I don’t think it will be in my lifetime.  I want opportunities for a good job, for friends, and for good schools and a future for my children.  People in Frederick might complain about Washington County schools, but I know what Allegany County schools are like, and I used to long to go to a school over the county line.  Frederick County schools are even better!  But along with opportunities comes higher costs of living, and we can’t just sell our house here and buy a similar one there for anywhere near the same price.  People there think they have a great deal on a studio apartment if it’s only $500/month; here, you can rent a four bedroom house for that price.  In the long run, we’d be okay—I could easily make twice as much down there, and Jason could get the equivalent of the raise he’s been owed for so long plus some.  It would be rough at first, but we could do it.

The problems: 

1)  I have to stay at ABL for at least a year before my 401k becomes permanent.  Not really an issue, since I’ve been here for over six months already and it would take time to find a new job down there. 

2)  Jason wants at least as much property as we have now, which is about four acres, so that he can “go outside and shoot his shotgun whenever he feels like it.”  Not like he does that more than once or twice a year anyway, and he could easily just go to his father’s or his sister’s instead.  Property is  nice, but we could always upgrade later on. 

3)  I have to be at a job at least a year before they’re required to give me maternity leave.  Not too much of a problem, since it would take me a few months to get settled in anyway, but it poses two separate solutions.  We could put off having children for another year or so and move as soon as possible, but Jason seems wary of the idea.  He hasn’t lived here his whole life, and therefore has not yet cultured the intense hatred of Cumberland that I have had over two decades to perfect.  Alternatively, we could have a baby as soon as possible, then move afterward.  However, this would push back moving for a bit, and things are getting more expensive down there constantly as the area grows up.

So there’s my confusion.  I want my baby, but I want out of this town quickly in order to save my sanity.  I will not bring up a child here.  I will not subject them to the pathetic schools, the complete dearth of opportunities, and the sheer laziness that lies down in the valleys here like a sickness.

I think we could make it.  I feel somewhat bad leaving my team here so soon, but I don’t have any feelings at all for the company.  They screwed me over the second I got here, and I’ve seen how they’ve taken advantage of my husband and my friends.  I’m so lonely, though.  I don’t want to sit at home and stare at a book, wishing I had a living, breathing human being with whom to interact.  Books used to be enough, but then I met rational human beings, few of which exist in Cumberland.  I can’t go back to books fulltime anymore.  I need more.  It’s addictive, and a week at Pennsic hooked me too hard and fast to let go.

I don’t have anything more to say.  I feel so lost.

And I dub thee…Adam, first of the dolls.

August 20th, 2007 by Ascelyn

Due to circumstances, I’ve decided to make cloth dolls the first of my toys. This is owed mostly to the facts that a) I’m going to be giving super-spiffy king and queen dolls (with appropriate tabards!) in the gift basket from Highland Foorde for Coronation, and b) the lovely Mistress Violante said she liked the little doll I made in a Pennsic class, so I promised her two bigger, nicer ones for her daughters. Felt balls are on their way as soon as I can find an inexpensive, preferably local source of wool, and wooden toys are coming as soon as I can buy or borrow a saw. Hurray!

Someday, I hope to make good enough toys to be able to merchant them within the SCA. Right now, I just hope to make them of enough quality that I won’t feel guilty embarrassed them away! I’d really rather give them away anyway, but that gets expensive, so I hope that perhaps selling some will help me feed my habit of handing them out. I have quite a list of plans for my little booth, one of which involves cookies. I’m hoping to maybe start a little savings account that I can direct deposit a few dollars a paycheck into in order to cover the starting expenses, such as a saw and some materials.

Adam, mentioned above, was my first attempt at my newly-sketched doll pattern. He was…interesting. Either his arms need to be longer or his torso and legs shorter, though it’s not so painfully obvious once he’s clothed. I might want to make his neck a bit wider, as well. His hair is rather disgustingly raggedy. My sewing machine (yes, I generally machine sew things…hiss, boo, whatever) was giving me fits about using paper underneath, and the yarn tended to move about if I didn’t. I’m sure I’ll get better as time goes by, however. I also need to figure out how to do a decent drawstring or gather so that his pants can be taken on and off, but will stay on in between times.

All in all, he’s a sweet enough little fellow. I wouldn’t want to give him away to anyone whose opinion I respected, but I’m sure his younger brothers and sisters will be much more appealing to the eye. They’ll also be made, at least for now, out of a beautifully soft cotton flannel that was on sale at the fabric store, but cheap muslin’s always good for trials!

Ascelyn.com

August 17th, 2007 by Ascelyn

Well, I’ve gone and done it.  I have my own domain once more, but the New and Improved version.  No longer am I jannan.net; I am now ascelyn.com.

If nothing else, I’ll get the chance to write it down for people who can’t spell it.  I like how it’s spelled!

Why Ascelyn and not Jannan?  Well, if you’re reading this, you ought to know anyway.  Jannan was one of the principle planets in my trilogy, and where Kariss originally ended up in Present Tense.  If you’ve known me long enough, you probably know that I ended up with the nickname “Kariss” for quite some time because of those books. 

That was long ago, though, and now I’ve collected many more exciting names, most of which were chosen completely without my consent.  A good example is Juanita.  Not just Juanita, but Juaaaaanita.  Did I ever want to be called that?  No.  Or Mouse, which wasn’t anywhere near as bad, but still given to me rather than chosen.

Ascelyn (pronounced ASH-linn or ASH-ell-In), on the other hand, I chose myself.  I’m a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism, or SCA, which attempts to recreate the middle ages “the way they should have been.”  To help with this, we choose personas for use during events, people who might have existed in the time between 600 and 1600 AD.  My persona is Ascelyn Mallory, a fourteenth-century Irish girl fostered under her great-uncle in Kent, England.  The surname Mallory gives tribute to my father’s mother’s family, some of whom lived in Kent at the time, and the given name Ascelyn…well, it’s pretty enough, don’t you think?

But back to web pages.

Jannan.net never took off, mostly because a friend of mine kindly registered it for me as a surprise during a period when I didn’t have time to do any developing.  I’d had a few relatively popular sites before that, but they were hosted on third-party sites, like Dreamwater—though I never stooped to consorting with Geocities or Tripod, which I despise.  I have great (or at least mediocre) hopes for the new site, though, especially once I get my toy merchanting up and running.  If nothing else, at least I’ll be able to post to my journal from work, which has blocked all of the usual blog sites since my last entry (Blogger, etc.).

So that’s my story, at least for now.  Read more later if you wish, but I make no false promises that it will be pretty.